“Silver Adventures”- Captain Joshua Slane – 22MR19 – ‘Flash from the Past!’

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    "Awrite muckers! Taday Ahh wants tae dae somethin' special (Ain mebbe Ahh will continue thes if th' crew likes it...) Ahh wants tae pay tribute tae a particular crewman. Whaur shaa' we start? Hoo aboot at th' top! - Commander Kerrislravenhill! Whaur did she come froms an' when did she become crew? Let's tak' a deep dife intae th' pest, six years almost tae th' day in fact! Whit a sailur she has become! Enjoy!" 😉🫡 -Keptin

    kerrislravenhill.2.jpg Kerrislravenhill (Errisl) - Commander

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    “Silver Adventures”- Captain Joshua Slane – 10MR19 – ‘Pirate Sunday Update!’

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    "Ower th' years, Ahh've seen men come an' Ahh've seen 'em gang, mostly it's nae pritty! But aw in aw, th' mighty Silverton keeps a steady an' stout crew o' aroond fifty tae sixty guid men! Let's hav' a look at ye!

    Heids up!!! Bellees in!!! Heels tight!!! Tar Hail!!! "- Keptin

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    (63) Strong

    Joshua Slane Captain
    Galligan Commander

    Hack Warrant Officer- Surgeon

    Fisky Cockpit Mate- Midshipman's Mate

    Mickied Petty Officer- Master-at-Arms

    Spinny Junior Petty Officer- Gunner's Mate

    Filipino Seaman- Quarter Gunner

    Maxwellsilver Seaman- Carpenter's Crew 👮‍♂️1️⃣

    Devsup Seaman- Able Seaman 👮‍♂️1️⃣
    Tuna Seaman- Able Seaman

    Handofzara Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
    Pinoy Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
    Yehey Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
    Steemitag Seaman- Ordinary Seaman 👍

    Sergino Seaman- Landsman 👍
    Pocketechange Seaman- Landsman 👍
    Steeming-hot Seaman- Landsman
    Magpielover Seaman- Landsman 👮‍♂️1️⃣

    Peg Cook

    Haiyangdeperci Boy
    Kerrislravenhill Boy 🌟
    Merlin7 Boy
    Powernap Boy
    Steem.create Boy
    Tbnfl4sun Boy
    Arcange Boy
    Berniesanders Boy
    Clumsysilverdad Boy
    Stokjockey Boy
    Vgholdingsllc Boy
    Senstless Boy 👮‍♂️1️⃣
    Bluesniper Boy 🌟
    Gigmentor Boy
    Goldrooster Boy
    Lavaza Boy 🌟
    Senstlessmonster Boy 👮‍♂️1️⃣
    Belemo Boy
    Blocktrades Boy
    Dfinney Boy
    Fat-Elvis Boy
    Hwey4 Boy 🌟
    Jlsplatts Boy
    Jorge090202 Boy 🌟
    Jzn Boy
    Krasnalek Boy
    Kuku-splatts Boy
    Lil-splatts Boy
    Machiata Boy
    Ocd Boy
    Oleg326756 Boy
    Raphaelle Boy
    Sivehead Boy
    Social Boy 🌟
    Splatz Boy
    Splatz-1 Boy
    Thetroublenotes Boy 🌟
    Tipper Boy
    Tommyknockers Boy
    Trailreward Boy 🌟
    Rollingthunder Boy 👮‍♂️1️⃣
    Underground Boy 👮‍♂️1️⃣

    Groober Messenger Pigeon
    Doug Ship's Dog

    👍 Promotion . . . . . 🌟 New Crewman . . . . . 👮‍♂️1️⃣ (Violation M.L. Article 1)

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    Let's have a look at th' puir buggers 'att got caught wi' they's keks doon by Article 2 o' th' 'Maratime Law o' th' North Sea' an' so forth:

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    Boy Hitalomottin
    Boy Ngc

    Guid luck tae ye men! Mebbe we'll see's ye again some day...

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    🌟 It's mah pleasure noo tae annoonce uir new crewmen:

    Kerrislravenhill - (A mucker froms th' west coast o' Canada..."Cold eh mate?!")
    Bluesniper
    Lavaza
    Hwey4
    Jorge090202
    Social
    Thetroublenotes - (A mucker froms th' "World"..."Bludy heel?! Say, ye looks familiar?")
    Trailreward

    "Braw job Laddies! Eight cheil in aw, fur a nit gain o' six crewman. A guid week oan th' Silverton!"
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    👍 We have thee promotions tae annoonce thes week, an' Ahh'm bludy prood o' aw o' them!

    Steemitag Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
    Sergino Seaman- Landsman
    Pocketechange Seaman- Landsman

    "Hip-Hip! Hooray! Hip-Hip! Hooray! Hip-Hip! Hooray!" (Everyone)

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    "As only a skully swin woods doobt, th' Silverton sails under th' 'Maritime Law o' th' North Sea' an' sae forth. Ahh hae bin lax aboot enforcin' thes law as soo many yoong an' inexperienced men came aboard thes lest year. But, leniency is ower muckers! Froms noo oan th' law will be enforced! Let's havs a look at th' protocol an' such:

    👮‍♂️1️⃣ Article 1- Any crewman who has nae answered role caa ur shoon they's mug in ninety days will lose one foo level o' rank!

    👮‍♂️2️⃣ Article 2- Any crewman who has nae answered role caa ur shoon they's mug in one hunnert an' eighty days will be cast aff th' ship's offical roster! An' if they's ever come aroond again, they's will hav tae rise up through th' ranks properly aw ower again- Nae exceptions!

    👮‍♂️3️⃣ Article 3- Any crewman who has bin foond in violation o' Article 1 ur Article two an' has bin justly punished fur it, an' there-after bad-mooths th' Captain ur th' Commander wi' offensiff French ur Portugesian language, will be cast aff th' ship's official roster fur guid, abandoned oan a desert islain, an' left fur deid!

    Thaur it is, simple enaw! Ahh might giv some advice tae those in th' "Top Ten" o' uir silvers contest who ur also in violation...the Top Ten is nae protection froms th' Maritime Law! (A wuid tae th' wise is sufficient).
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    Many a new sailur has asked thes question, "How's it aw wark?" Ahh thooght it was clear as mud, but Ahh guess it's nae! Sae haur it is plain Scoottish Sassenach - We sails th' seas in search o' cheap silvers an' adventure! ('Att part Ahh knows yoo've got!) We sail oan a 'Toor' an' sae forth. When's one toor ends, anither begins! Who decides whaur th' next toor goes? Th' crew! Att's reit! Th' crew decides! An' who is th' crew?? (Bloody heel! Ahh jist posted 'att above)

    Sae noo yoo're gettin' it...yoo're aw th' crew! Whit dae we dae oan uir toors? Weel, we search fur cheap silvers an' buys it durin' a 'Buy Cycle'! Sometimes we sells it too, but only durin' a 'Sell Cycle'. An' aw other times wee's jist holds it an' sail! (O' coorse att's a 'Hold Cycle').

    Whit else dae we dae? Weel, we fight sea battles, kill pirates, rescue prisoners, drink grog, chase islain wimins (Oops! Did Ahh say 'att?) an' sometimes (only when it's pure boorin') wee's raid villages. Och an' wee's also have a Silvers Contest...(but ye awreddy knows aw aboot 'att.) Whit ye newcomers really needs tae know is, yer up-votes an' replys can influence th' toor! Att's reit! Yoo're aw co-creators o' th' toor! Sae git tae it! (Och how Ahh hates a quiet crew!) E'en Ahh cannae make aw these important decisions mahself!

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    "Ahh hope ye aw have a bonnie week! Keep sailin' an' keep stackin' th' shiny! Noo Ahh better git back amidship, Ahh've got mah coorse set fur Seychelles!" - Keptin
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    Ascared? Seasick? Need a private chat with the Captain?" - joshua.slane@aol.com

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