Introducing the charasmatic and greatly admired Slothald J. Sloth, commander in sloth, a multi-billion SLOTH, leader of the free sloths. He has the nicest trees, lives in a giant tree called Sloth-a-Lago with the most beautiful gold guilded leaves and tall canopies. It's really something.
He likes to eat at Mc Slothies and was reciently filmed at the tender leaf fryer, serving crispy seed pods. There were crowds of sloths watching this sloth display his humility and questionable quickness (for a sloth).
He likes to travel in Sloth Force One doing rallies, attracting multitudes of crowds wearing MSBSM (Make Sloth-Buzz Slothy Again) hats. They do this funny Sloth dance, with the big claws slowly moving in and out. The dance takes 15 - 20 minutes for the first move. Patience, dear sloths. Patience.
Love him or hate him, he certainly has mastered the SLOTH!
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