Squirrel Sunday - New Year's Resolution

in voilk •  4 months ago

    The squirrels are back for another #squirrelsunday

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    This squirrel is contemplating new year's resolutions.

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    It remembers binging on terrible things during the holidays.

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    The humans make such delicious treats and store them out in the open for anyone to get out of these plastic tree hollows, how could any squirrel resist?

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    Later on the squirrel felt ill and vomited up a strange green mixture of walnuts, acorns and whatever this human treat is.

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    It was bedridden in its nest for days. During this time it reflected on all the bad decisions it made this last year.

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    As it got better it was tempted to go back to an even bigger plastic tree hollow full of strange human concoctions. But it remembered its stomach ache and decided not to.

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    Instead it went to the most organic tree in the forest and found a walnut.

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    Now its time for exercise to get rid of all those seed oils the humans put into their treats. That stuff really sticks to the squirrel's hind legs.

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    On this new diet the squirrel has lost one whole pound and can leap from tree to tree even faster than before. Still sometimes it has a craving for those strange dyed treats the humans leave around in the plastic tree hollows.

    That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)

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