No dreams to report today.
Not sure if that's good or bad.
I spent most of the day in a fairly decent mood, likely because I wasn't hungover.
If anyone at work ever asks me if I'm single, I'm going to respond with the following:
"Hardly. Every night, I fall asleep in the arms of despair. The way she holds me, it's like she never wants to let go."
Truly heartwarming.
I'm a bit surprised I haven't been fired yet.
I've made a lot of horribly inappropriate jokes in front of people who might have taken offense.
Yelled at a few people for half-assing their jobs.
If my workplace crush isn't interested, then she wouldn't have made furtive eye contact like that in passing as I was on my way out for the day.
Right?
Right.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.
@chaoticthoughts out.
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Today's stats:
- pushups: 16
- crunches: 20
- steps: 14,813
- beers: 3
- badly timed awkward glances: 1
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