I'm sure many people might want to click on this write-up because of the title, and for those who don't understand what "talking no justice" is, It's a Japanese technique used by a power ninja to overcome many adversaries, and I bet it can work in any situation, even if you're kidnapped.
What you're going to read now is all based on imagination (Imagination wants to finish me)
The only thing that would make a kidnapper dump me off 25min after kidnapping me is if i start an agruement in the bus. Something like this. Now I have been kidnapped and thrown into the van. It was just two guys; they bind my hands and leg and dropped me at the back of the van.
Kipnappers1: This guy looks like he's gonna fetch us good money. Let's leave this area before we are discovered.
Kidnapper2: Sure, sure. (zoooooom)
Me: (being bind both hands and leg with my face covered) So, I can see its men like me that kidnap me. I was imagining I would be kidnap by fine ladies because I am handsome. Probably ladies from Ghana.
Kidnapper1: Shut up if you know what's good for you!
Me: Fine fine. You don't have to shout, but I would like to ask one question and I would love you to answer me truthfully.
Kidnapper2: Ok, ask your question.
Kidnapper1: *Why are you even wasting time discussing with him. Focus on where we are going to avoid the cops.
Me: Ok, Ok. Is anyone one of you a weeb? I mean like an Otaku? or should I break it down. Do you watch anime and who is your favorite MC.*
Kidnapper2: Yeah. We both watch anime, and we are legend in it. There is no anime I haven't watched and Goku is the best MC.
Kidnapper1: I don't think Goku is the best MC. The best anime MC is no other than Saitama and there is no one that can beat him.
Kidnapper2: I don't think so. There is no one Goku can't defeat.
Me: I think Saitama will win against Goku.
Kidnapper1: (smiles while driving)
Kidnapper2: How can Saitama beat Goku. The king of all anime character.
Me: Firstly, Saitama is super strong and has never lost a fight before. No one has seen him bleed. Did you see his fight against Garou. He took Garou to the moon of Jupiter and after he sneezed on the moon, the gas surrounding Jupiter all blow away. Do you think Goku can kamiu Saitama away. Never!. I have seen Goku get defeated so many times I lost count and Saitama haven't even bled once in his fight. He is more like a God Goku should be worshipping.
Kidnapper1: Now you're spitting rubbish. How can you say Saitama will defeat Goku. The more Goku fight, the more he unlocks new mode. Have you seen Goku fight in his ultra instinct mode. It more like God mode.
Me: He will still go down with just one serious punch from Saitama. (Smirk)
Kidnapper1: (boost into laugh) I like this guy.
Kidnapper2: (left his seat, came to were I was and gave me a punch in my stomach)
Me: (cough uncontrollably)
Kidnapper1: (stepped on the brake) How could you do that to a Saitama fan. Are you out of your mind? Do you want us to fight again. This is what I hate about you. You never liked or support anything I support. I like this guy already and you punched him because he is a Saitama fan.
Kidnapper2: Fine fine. we shouldn't be fighting amongst ourselves. You like him and I dislike him. Let's just drop me off and get on our way to the next location.
Kidnapper1: Fine. (Came to where I was) Sorry about that. he is always like that. (talking while losing my binds)
Me: (whisper) Thank you so much. Saitama definitely beat Goku (smirk again).
They dropped me and zoomed off. Then I look at them and said to myself. Superman will defeat both of them even if they join force. I stan superman any day anytime.
I can definitely talk about anime and all the theories to why a MC of a particular anime can't defeat another MC or why they can. Just like how Asta will defeat Rimuru.
Thanks for reading.
Here is a picture of Goku
Here is a picture of Saitama
I guess you don't need the picture of superman because he is super. He will defeat all you all MC.
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