look folks i know i have a reputation of stretching the truth a bit more than the average joe, and some believe i still suffer from a split personality but this time you have to believe me. Hallowee'en is right around the corner but this is no ordinary prank. it is the real deal for sure. just now i was walking in downtown Oslo- the middle of the capital city of Norway. it was a typical bright sunny day and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
then suddenly out of nowhere a UFO appeared clear as day right over the city. it was round, you know we used to call them flying saucers. no joke there was a flying saucer right in plain sight for everybodyl to see. no tricky fake manipulated photos, anybody who looked up could see it all lit up around the edges it looked a little like those ceiling lamps that were popular in office buildings and such a couple of decades ago. well, this one was lit up and it was totally silent but this was no ceiling lamp because it was huge and suspended right there in the middle of the sky.
and i don't even want to mention the ghost car driving down the street. you don't see that everyday. and those big black spooks hovering above the ground give me the creeps. i sure hope they don't come this way. folks, scary shit is really happening. the building on the right just split in two. i swear it wasn't like that a few minutes ago. i don't know what's going on around where you all live but here it's not even Hallowe'en yet and it's crazy weird already.
and you know something, i kinda like it that way!