Punday Monday 373!

in voilk •  12 days ago

    Welcome to Punday Monday!

    tl;dr

    Make a pun about the topic of the week,
    This week’s topic is presidents!
    Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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    New To Punday?

    Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

    How To Make a Pun

    This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

    Rules for the PUN-test:

    • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
    • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

    Last Week's Punday Monday:

    Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

    Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

    OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

    How’s THIS:

    DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

    @quinnertronics
    Buy-partisan, love it. Do I have your permission to use that?

    This Week's Pun Topic Is:

    presidents

    As in,
    How did president Cleveland get to be president? He won a game of Red Grover, Red Grover.

    I'm So Good at Puns

    If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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