You might get a laugh out of my "robbed by a pig" and "we almost killed a girl in Colombia" stories here. For anyone who is curious, the beer in my hand was non-alcoholic (I'm on day 97 of no-booze) BUT I wasn't quite sober. I was on about 500 milligrams of Phenibut - the cosmonaut's anxiolytic.
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