Squirrel Monday - Squirrel Sketchy Supplements

in voilk •  18 days ago

    The squirrels are a day late and now its #squirrelmonday instead of #squirrelsunday

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    A famous squirrel with lots of influencer clout is promoting a strange new treatment.

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    Instead of eating walnuts and acorns she recommends eating branches and bark.

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    She swears it makes your tail grow more hair and look luxurious in the squirrel clubs around town.

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    Now the trend is hitting the squirrel world by force. They are all eating branches and losing weight and growing out their tail hair.

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    Even the grannies are getting into this trend for youthful exhuberance.

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    Squirrel scientists are skeptical and warn about long term side effects.

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    Still besides all the warnings the squirrels won't give up the trend. Now they are starting to look skinny and are losing tail hair.

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    Still the squirrel influencer swears by it.

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    After years of research a form of meth was found in the branches and many squirrels got addicted. The original influencer moved to China where she is promoting sunbathing in the human highways for longer lifespan.

    That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)

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