The amazing unboxing

This is likely to be the most incredible product unboxing you're likely to see; That's a big claim I know, but should you take the time to follow to the end of this post I think there'll be no doubt in your mind about just how truly amazing it really is...or isn't.

I'm talking it up here however I don't want you to go into it under any misconceptions that this product unboxing is anything but unbelievably amazing - far be it for me to be so callous as to not warn of the incredible unboxing you're about to witness and should anyone have fainted and bumped their noggin on the ground through sheer amazingness of this unboxing I'd never forgive myself. #dutyofcare

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So, without further delay let's dive right into the unboxing although, please remember that the incredible unboxing you are about to see comes with a warning: Approach this awesome unboxing with care.

Now, let's getting into the unboxing because I know you can't wait because you know it's going to be the most amazing unboxing you've ever witnessed...just remember, it's potent so if you have a heart condition, are subject to dizziness or fainting spells or have a predisposition for premature ejaculation when you see amazing things you may want to take some care...in the case of the latter condition you may want to grab a handful of tissues so you don't make a mess when you sploosh all over your keyboard or mobile phone.

Now, and this time I mean it, let's get on to the unboxing.

This is my new inflator gauge which I use with my portable compressor to inflate vehicle tyres. This is the box before the unboxing. I know right, it starts off in an awesome fashion...you wait until later though, it gets far more amazing.

I'm pretty pedantic about tyre pressures as they cost so much to buy, over $500AUD each for the off-road tyres on my four wheel drive, and running them under or over pressure reduces their life. I also do a lot of off-roading in my four wheel drive so I often have my tyres aired down for a larger footprint on the road surface and better traction, or to reduce the risk of staking because an aired down tyre is more difficult to puncture than an aired up one. If you're interested in learning more about that you'll have to ask me directly in the comments or google or YouTube it for yourself. Suffice it to say that I need to have the means to inflate my vehicle's tyres myself no matter where I am, and especially when I'm in remote places.

Here's the open box...see, I told you things would get awesome pretty quickly. In this image you can also see the product itself...and the excitement builds. If you have prematurely ejaculated already, you're excused to wipe up a little before reading on.

This inflator gauge connects to my compressor (hose line) which is powered off the battery of my four wheel drive and it'll inflate a tyre from completely flat in under a minute; it draws a lot of power though, so the vehicle has to be running or the battery will drain out - I've done a post about the compressor previously, here it is, and you'll see the old gauge in there too.

This new gauge is a digital gauge which you can see in the image below and can be switched to various pressure measures like Psi, Kpa, Bar and kgf/cm² which I've never used. It has...wait for it, this part is fucken amazing...a blue screen and a red hose assembly. But the incredible amazing awesomeness doesn't stop there; it also has a rubber protection cover which protects the unit in the advent of it being dropped. (Could this unboxing get any better?) #no

My inflator gauge comes from Australian company ARB corporation which is where all my four wheel drive and off road stuff comes from...it's costly but it's made to last. My last inflator gauge, which went kaput, was from there also and it lasted me over ten years of hard use...I'm not sure I'll get the same life from this one but their stuff is, in my opinion, the best so that's good enough for me.

Anyway, that's the end of this unboxing.

You're probably thinking, that wasn't very fucken amazing at all and I'll admit that you're right...but it doesn't matter I guess, it is what it is and that's that.