Squirrel Sunday - Squirrel Thoughts

in voilk •  3 months ago

    The squirrels are back for another #squirrelsunday
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    What goes on inside a squirrel's head all day?

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    This one is wondering when the next asteroid will hit and awaken the earth's volcanoes and bring back the era of reptiles.

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    This squirrel just realized the humans have created over 10 different humanoid androids. Now he is wondering when they will start making squirrel androids to steal all the acorns from real squirrels.

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    This squirrel is on a fitness kick looking to eat only tree sap to lose weight after having 10 pups.

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    This one is a stoner looking to get a high off a poisonous wormwood tree. Not many last this drug after a few hits they get eaten by hawks.

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    This one took some DMT and is now running away from the clockwork elves.

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    This one's head is empty and is running on just the survival part of the brain.

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    This is the fitness squirrel only concerned with how many pushups and pullups she can do. No philosophy or deep thoughts here but she can easily leap from tree to tree.

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    This one prefers to read the human newspapers while chewing them up for nesting material. She has grown quite adept at predicting the stock market, sadly no bank will give this squirrel a credit card for stock speculation.

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    The deepest thinker of all is looking into multiple dimensions at once and is really the creator of the universe just here for a split second in the form of a squirrel.

    That's all for now,

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