Meme Dump #2: Things that are not
Text Attention! This is not a drill! (Photo of a hammer)
Text Michael Saylor: There is no second best
Text dont give up guys (from empty room with an airbed to empty room with a bed)
Text On a ship's bridge: No smoking, safety first OR No safety, smoking first
Text Dave Gibson: In high school I was placed in the English bottom class where a teacher said to my face I'd NEVER make it as a writer. Today, 25 years later, after uncountable knock-backs from almost every publisher, I'm ecstatic to finally be able to announce that teacher has died. #NeverGiveUp
Text Eli, the baby born without a nose, died aged just two. RIP to the 'miracle baby'. Brandon Smith: (got your nose gesture).
Text I'm not racist... BUT (Darth Maul's double lightsaber)
Text 2010 - No one uses it. 2012 - Only computer nerds use it. 2013 - Only drug dealers use it. 2014 - Only money launderers use it. 2017 - Only gamblers use it. 2019 - Only a small percentage of the population uses it. 2020 - Only small companies use it. 2021 - Only small countries.
Text Stay off the tracks. They are only for trains. If you can read this, you're not a train. West Coast Express.
Text I think it's pretty gross people breast feed. It's not milk, it's body fluids. Might as well feed your little one your pee. We have bottles and formula... That's meant to feed your baby. Stop giving your body fluid a classy name by calling it milk. It's not milk. Milk comes from cows. It's almost like saying almonds make milk. Idiots everywhere.
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