2 Old Biden Songs I never published until now

in music •  last month

    I had these songs on Suno and was going through all my best hits. Here's 2 Biden songs I made a while ago, even though he's irrelevant now it's still funny.

    "Holy Crap Biden"

    A song about Biden shitting his pants in front of the Pope

    [Verse]
    Joe was there at the Vatican gate
    Meeting the Pope
    Wasn't running late
    Shook his hand with a charming smile
    But things went south in a little while

    [Verse 2]
    Holy halls echoed with grace
    Till Joe's face showed a troubled trace
    A rumble deep like thunder’s roar
    Nature called
    He couldn’t ignore

    [Chorus]
    Holy crap
    Can’t believe it’s true
    In front of the Pope
    Why now
    Not you
    Biden’s got a secret he can’t hide
    Took a holy shit with the Pope nearby

    [Verse 3]
    Pope’s blessing turned to blessed curse
    As Biden's tummy took a turn for worse
    Graceful robes in a sudden waltz
    Biden blamed it on the spicy sauce
    [Verse 4]
    Saintly choir sang a different tune
    Holy ambiance hit the bathroom
    Joe’s face a tale of sudden regret
    A moment there he’ll never forget

    [Bridge]
    Holy moly
    Sacred gory
    Pope said
    "Joe
    How’s your inventory?"
    A lasting mark on history's page
    The Vatican played a different stage

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    "Bidens Blunder"

    A Song about Biden Sharting

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tdqeuw-nj5I

    [Verse]

    Lyrics

    Biden tried to let one rip
    But he had another slip
    Thought he'd just break wind today
    But his pants had much to say

    [Chorus]
    Oops I did it once again
    Trusted too much in my plan
    What was meant to be a breeze
    Got me prayin’ on my knees

    [Verse 2]
    Had to sneak a little toot
    All my aides said I’m a hoot
    Power politics aside
    Gotta get my backside right

    [Chorus]
    Oops I did it once again
    Trusted too much in my plan
    What was meant to be a breeze
    Got me prayin’ on my knees

    [Bridge]
    Now the press is having fun
    Guess my reign has truly spun
    From big speeches and debates
    To unfortunate mistakes

    [Verse 3]
    Hope this stays inside the room
    Or my legacy spells doom
    Just a leader with some gas
    Next time I’ll pass up the chance

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    Have a few more that need some tweeking.

    Let me know if you have any requests and I'll see if I can make you a banger.

    In the meantime stay Farty.

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