Hi
My Name is Gary Gensler.
I was a Vampire before it was Gay.
I'm old and my penis does not work so my goal in life is to make everyone else as miserable as me.
Everything is a Commodity.
I have a Blood Bank ATM Card.
You may know me for my role in the hit movie "Nosferatu"
I also went on to become the inspiration for Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
Sucking everyone dry of their blood was not enough for me.
I now need to bleed everyone's wallets dry.
Turn Ons:
HIVE Dark Mode
Hanging Upside-down
Louis Litt from "Suits"
Turn Offs:
Garlic Breath
Anyone doing their own research and investing on their own
Waking up before 8 pm
Drinking the Blood of people doing a 10 Day Detox Cleanse
Squeaky Coffins and Sawdust
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Commodities
I bid you a Good Evening, my Uber Eats just showed up with my order from the Blood Bank!